catch y'all tomorrow~

bellarmyblake:

wemakeourownmovies:

assassinregrets:

the main difference between the women’s cup and the men’s cup is that when the ladyballers fall down they just get up and carry on playing instead of sobbing dramatically as though their limb was severed by a combine harvester

reminds me of this absolute gem:

that was so satisfying to read

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totalspiffage:

coffuu:

phrux:

pillowbedhead:

iatethelastofthecorn:

vaffanculo-stronzo:

I… i don’t understand.

photoshop?

do you even farm

shameful

Looks like we got a city slicker here, folks

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whatthefantroll:

smilefantrolls:

> You lean back and sit upright in your chair.

I feel like you sell yourself @ little short, Miss Suv@c. Hmmm… I suppose I’d s@y E@st @lterni@ is more… cultured? When I w@s there, @ single empress ruled, @nd she lived l@vishly. I w@s p@rt of her h@rem, @ctu@lly, so I mostly know @bout the p@l@ce, not re@lly the countryside @nd wh@tnot. 

Nah Y’m pretti lame when yt comes to doyng shit. That sounds pretti cool, though! Y’ve never seen anithyng even remoteli lyke that yn person.

What was the palace lyke? Yt haaad to have been gorgeous.

> You sigh pleasantly at a memory

It w@s @bsolutely l@vish. I’ve never seen @nything quite like it @nywhere else. It w@s t@steful, too, our empress w@sn’t g@udy. Gold @nd fuschi@ @ccents everywhere, wonderfully c@rved columns of @ncient se@dwellers (the ones with the fins). The p@l@ce itself w@s @mphibious! H@lf of it w@s underw@ter. I wish I could h@ve seen th@t p@rt. 

> You cough once you realize you’re rambling like a love-struck debutante. 

@hem… In @ny c@se, I wish I could go b@ck @nd see it just once… Her m@jesty’s bedroom w@s @lso quite the tre@t.

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whatthefantroll:

smilefantrolls:

I’m gl@d it’s to your liking! @nd I wouldn’t worry too much @bout neg@tivity here–people just w@nn@ e@t in silence.

> You put down the menu and rest your head on your hands.

So, Suv@c, tell me @bout yourself. You seem like quite the interesting person, if you don’t mind me s@ying. 

Aww iou thynk Y’m ynterestyng?

>You snort and tap your nails against the table top.

Y don’t realli do too much? Y lyve wyth mi rayl yn a pretti much abandoned hyvestem aaand Y usuali wear glasses but Y sat on ‘em a couple dais ago, so.

>You shrug.

Iou probs got more ynterestyng shyt to talk abouuut. Whats East Alternya lyke? Y’ve never realli been out of the cyti.

> You lean back and sit upright in your chair.

I feel like you sell yourself @ little short, Miss Suv@c. Hmmm… I suppose I’d s@y E@st @lterni@ is more… cultured? When I w@s there, @ single empress ruled, @nd she lived l@vishly. I w@s p@rt of her h@rem, @ctu@lly, so I mostly know @bout the p@l@ce, not re@lly the countryside @nd wh@tnot. 

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sprout-spro:

I get turned on by people with money and nice cars.

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whatthefantroll:

smilefantrolls:

> You guide your shopping companion to the cafe and seat yourselves at a table for two near the window in the corner. A waitress comes around with two menus and then leaves.

I @dore this qu@int little pl@ce. It’s @lw@ys so tr@nquil. I recommend their soups. 

Y’ll keep that yn mynd! Y usualli never eat around the places Y shop too much, Y get enough looks yn store…

>You flip through your menu, pulling your shirt up some so you aren’t as indecent when you slouch.

Yt ys cute yn here though! Y’m totes a fan of cafes and shyt lyke thys.

I’m gl@d it’s to your liking! @nd I wouldn’t worry too much @bout neg@tivity here–people just w@nn@ e@t in silence.

> You put down the menu and rest your head on your hands.

So, Suv@c, tell me @bout yourself. You seem like quite the interesting person, if you don’t mind me s@ying. 

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whatthefantroll:

smilefantrolls:

> You give a wry smile and decide not to press the matter.

No p@rties to @ttend? I feel @s if West @ltern@ doesn’t promote g@l@s or b@lls @s much @s E@st @lterni@ does. M@ybe my view is skewed though, I w@s cooped up with highbloods @ll the time…

> You spot the nice cafe a block down that you know is run by a nice tealblood.

Would you like to gr@b @ bite with me? I’m @bout to go down to the c@fe down there.

Naah, least Y don’t get ynvyted to anithyng. Mi hyghblood fryend ayn’t exactli socyal wyth her cast, i’know. There’s a wynter thyng around twelfth perygees tyme, but eeeveryone can go to that.

>You shrug and glance over where she’s looking. Oooh, you were planning on eating out tonight… Not as close to here as that is, but still.

Myght as well! Lead the wai.~

> You guide your shopping companion to the cafe and seat yourselves at a table for two near the window in the corner. A waitress comes around with two menus and then leaves.

I @dore this qu@int little pl@ce. It’s @lw@ys so tr@nquil. I recommend their soups. 

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whatthefantroll:

smilefantrolls:

> You shrug your shoulders

Th@t’s quite interesting. @ bit of @ sh@me, though, you’d look quite lovely in th@t gown. I’d love to see you in it.

> When in doubt, flirt your way out. Or rather flirt your way to get what you want. It worked back in East Alternia.

Aww, iou’re sweet.~ Maibe Y should run back yn there and see yf Y got enough on me to get another one.

>You chuckle and put your ring back in its bag, and that in your fanny pack.

Or Y can just borrow yt off her. She doesn’t mynd sharyng what she ayn’t wearyng. Not that Y got aniwhere to go yn pretti shyt lyke that.

> You give a wry smile and decide not to press the matter.

No p@rties to @ttend? I feel @s if West @ltern@ doesn’t promote g@l@s or b@lls @s much @s E@st @lterni@ does. M@ybe my view is skewed though, I w@s cooped up with highbloods @ll the time…

> You spot the nice cafe a block down that you know is run by a nice tealblood.

Would you like to gr@b @ bite with me? I’m @bout to go down to the c@fe down there.

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